Dating argentine women
Confused, homeless, and heartbroken I went to go crash at a youth hostel that I had worked at some months earlier. In fact, until you've felt the deep love, unbridled lust, tragedy, deceit, anger, and confusion of this dating world, you truly haven't lived as a Porteño. Don't read it.) Be aggressive when you meet an Argenhot for the first time.As I sat at the wobbly, green lacker-covered table in the briskly chilly empty living room, I could barely keep it together. To clarify in more specific terms, here's a list of "do's" and "don'ts" that will give you a rough guide on what to expect in your quest to find your one and only Argenhot lover, or at least get you laid a whole bunch:(Note: I am referring to women because as a heterosexual man, that's who I date. And I don't mean in the physically pushy or creepy way.True, some girls will speak a decent amount of English.
That being said, if you can't communicate on even a basic level, they will lose interest quickly.
With my head slumped in a mix of confusion, rage, and "what the fuck now" thoughts, I barely noticed the room, the guests, or even the fact that I was wearing gym shorts in 40 degree temps. Argenhots have an immensely powerful douche radar, and your half-hearted attempts of a little grab ass or an inappropriate comment will be met with either a harsh "no" or a swift taste of open-palmed justice. The trick is to be honest, confident, and charming.
At that moment, my friend Bob, and American who's been living in Argentina for around 6 years stopped mid-track on his way to the coffee machine and tapped me on the shoulder. If you're in a bar, buy her a drink, talk for 5 minutes, end with a compliment, and then let her get back to her friends. Find her 15 minutes later and ask her how her night's going.
A gentleman uses this to show a woman that he is reliable, strong, and cares about her over himself. Hold the door open when you enter a building or get into a cab, and let her in first.
Also, speaking of cabs, use one when you go out on a date.
Also, if she smiles and asks you questions, compliments you in any way, or asks you to dance, you're in. Unless she's really sending you sex vibes, don't invite her home yet. Buenos Aires has one of the highest douche to non-douche ratios of single men in the world.